all i want is fanfiction movies
sext: i run my fingers down your chest. i run my fingers down your chest again. i run my fingers down your chest a third time. you realize i am doing this to you over and over. you realize i am a gif, and you are a gif too, and we are playing over and over again in someone’s browser window on sexygifs.tumblr.com. you stare horrified out the glass screen at the pubescent 15 year old boy watching you hungrily
“Your OWLs aren’t good enough and you didn’t even do your NEWTs Harry, why are you even applying, also where’s your UKCAT, and your volunteering and your work experience oh you have none goodbye.”
(Source: thehootowlofdeath)
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(Source: isaac-clarkes-dead-girlfriend)
omg
omg I almost died laughing so hard
Omfg
omg I’m crying
I like nicki but this is beautiful good lord
INBOX ME A COLOUR. ANON OR NOT.
- Yellow: When you get older, where would you want to live?
- Orange: Where do you want to be right now?
- Lilac: What is your dream vacation?
- Beige: What is your favorite dream?
- White: Who was your first kiss?
- Purple: Who was your last kiss?
- Tangerine: Give a description of who you like.
- Gray: Share a relationship story.
- Green: Share a family story.
- Gold: Share a story that makes you smile.
- Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
- Blue: Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school?
- Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
- Red: What are your hobbies?
- Violet: What college do you plan to attend?
- Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
- Peach: Who is your favorite teacher so far?
- Pink: What is the meaning behind your url?
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- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
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uoa:
basically if you don’t talk to me first i’ll never talk to you
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walkingwithsherlockholmes requested: moriarty and red
daddy’s had enough now → red for rage that drove him to his end
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